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About Me Member Political Writer AndrewBerkshire20/Male/Canada Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Years
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A Good Semester, A Fucked Up Guy

Thu Jan 18, 2007, 10:21 AM
  • Mood: Optimism
  • Listening to: I'm A Roadhammer - The Road Hammers
  • Reading: Marvel Encyclopedia
  • Watching: WWF Payed Program on Tigers
  • Playing: Grandia III
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: Coca-Cola
So last weekend my Dad came to visit me in Montreal. It was ridiculously great, we got along better than ever and he keeps calling me every day now to tell me how much he enjoyed it and how proud he is. We walked all over the place to see as many of the sights as possible and I think everyone was very sore by the end of the weekend. We also went to some of the best restaraunts in Montreal and damn it was good. We went to a place called the Comedy Nest in the Old Forum where there was some of the funniest stand up comedy I've ever seen. It was so amazing. I'm definetly taking Kevin and Cassandra there next month. Not to mention it's only 6 dollars for students on thursdays and fridays. Then on Sunday we relaxed and my Dad bought me groceries and we went to Canadian Tire and he bought me a bunch of stuff.

This semester is looking to be extremely good. With easy classes, that are also super interesting and then Kevin and Cassandra coming in just under a month, there's not much more you could ask for out of a school semester. Oh right, there's a hockey game I'm going to with Kevin that is going to be the best game I've ever been to. There's nothing in the world that compares to the atmosphere at a Montreal vs. Toronto game. It's going to be amazing.

And now for the second part of this entry....
SANTIAGO, Chile — "Bon appetit," said Chilean artist Marco Evaristti as he presented his friends with his newest creation: meatballs cooked with fat from his own body, extracted by liposuction.
"Ladies and gentleman, bon appetit and may god bless," said Evaristti, a glass in his hand, to his dining companions seated last Thursday night around a table in Santiago's Animal Gallery.
On the plates in front of them was a serving of agnolotti pasta and in the middle a meatball made with oil Evaristti removed from his body in a liposuction procedure last year.
"The question of whether or not to eat human flesh is more important than the result," he said, explaining the point of his creation.
"You are not a cannibal if you eat art," he added.
Evaristti produced 48 meatballs with his own fat, some of which would be canned and sold for $US4000 dollars for 10.
A veteran at shock-art, in an earlier work Evaristti invited people to kill fish by pressing the button on a blender the fish were held in.

This fucking faggot is not a god damn artist. This is a sick and twisted fucking man who should be put in a mental institution. IT IS FUCKING CANNIBALISM!!!!!! You can't just be like, it's art and then eat human and say it's not cannibalism if it's art. That is the most retarded fucking thing I've ever heard in my life! This guy should be shot in the face, he's sick as fuck and whoever was stupid enough to partake in this weird ass indulgement should be fucking counselled because they obviously have something wrong with them. The mere idea that this guy could make money from selling cannibalism should be some sort of crime punishable by law, I mean come on, if that isn't "selling your body" then what the fuck is? And the fish in the blender thing? That's not art either! That's an internet cartoon I saw on Joecartoon.com when I was in grade 5! This guy is not orginal, or ground breaking, or an artist, he's just a fucked up sick piece of shit that needs to be put in an asylum. If you want to read any more about it I'll post the links.

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P.S. Anyone who argues with me about this clearly has a screw loose but I'll welcome any comment.

-Andrew Berkshire

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  • Current Residence: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
  • Interests: Politics, Hockey, Literature, Philosophy
  • Favourite movie: Lord of the Rings, 300, Bon Cop Bad Cop
  • Favourite band or musician: Our Lady Peace
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock
  • Favourite artist: Leonardo Da Vinci
  • Favourite poet or writer: T.S. Elliot, Raine Maida, J.R.R. Tolkien
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  • Favourite game: NHL 2007
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2
  • Favourite cartoon character: Wolverine
  • Personal Quote: I don't want to be a product of my environment, I want my environment to be a product of me.
  • Tools of the Trade: Canon Digital Camera

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Comments


:iconecstasyeve:
I'm sorry. :(

I'll be able to draw you something this summer. :) What did you want again... a fleur-de-lis, right?
:icongemeaux:
Put up the big pic of your tattoo, damnit!

Plllleeeeaaasseee. :flirty:
:iconkevinbrown:
i agree!!
POST THE PICTURE!!!

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- Kevinbrown.
:iconkevinbrown:
Welcome, great photos!
You've been here a year less than me and you already have more 'art' up. Damn, I'm a slacker.

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- Kevinbrown.
:iconandrewberkshire:
Well I took both those pictures a long time ago, so I guess it's not really fair haha
:icongemeaux:
Hello Andrew!!

I have to say I'm completely shocked and pleased to see your pictures up. :)
:iconandrewberkshire:
Why Thank you Cassandra!
:iconbaddognz:
Thanks for the :+fav:!
Cool gallery :) Keep it up!
Cheers
:iconfithy:
Welcome to Deviant Art! :)

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